"Treat her like you’re still trying to win her, and that’s how you’ll never lose her. "
"One day you lose something, and you say: ‘Oh my God. I was happy. And I didn’t even know it.’ "
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
it’s not hard unless you make it that way
- My therapist: Look at nature. Look at flowers. We never walk into our garden and say "Oh wouldn't that flower be so much more pretty if it were taller? Or red instead of pink?" No, we don't. Because nature was created perfect just as it is. And so are we. We are part of nature, we are how we're meant to be, we are perfect just as we are.
Women and men should both know how to cook because neither feminism nor sexism are going to do shit for you when you’re hungry.
Some men don’t notice their woman until other men do. Fucking shame.
In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:
- Public speaking
- Not being afraid of teenagers
- Calling the doctor yourself
- Arguing without crying
- Having a normal sleep pattern
- Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"